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(616): View more from Michigan

A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?

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(773): View more from Illinois

I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.

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(972): View more from Texas

I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.

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(805): View more from California

He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples

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(253): View more from Washington

Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?

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