Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.