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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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