Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...