There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party