OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her