you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
This is not my ceiling
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.