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(916): View more from California

my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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(409): View more from Texas

First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.

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(352): View more from Florida

i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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(310): View more from California

dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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