I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.