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those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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