I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt