We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Hippo gnu deer
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.