I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.