This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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