your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"