She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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