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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
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