Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
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ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.