I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight