hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?