I miss the smell of you or some shit.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I got chris browned last night
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.