kristin has been a bad kristin
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
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Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I hate ducks.
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas