I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted