What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.