Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant