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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.

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(724): after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger. http://tfl.nu/1s95

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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.

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(724): About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore. http://tfl.nu/twc0

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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?

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(724): dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....? http://tfl.nu/b2i2

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My cha cha got a haircut

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thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf

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(814): My cha cha got a haircut (724): thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf http://tfl.nu/cixh

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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.

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(724): I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass. http://tfl.nu/otet

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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....

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(724): Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on.... http://tfl.nu/te8z

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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high

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(724): I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high http://tfl.nu/9wko

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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.

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(724): Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them. http://tfl.nu/a4j7

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how do flat chested girls get laid?

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(724): how do flat chested girls get laid? http://tfl.nu/7tbe

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I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.

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(724): I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong. http://tfl.nu/hgte

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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.

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(724): soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices. http://tfl.nu/oyfa

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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless

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(724): his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless http://tfl.nu/7ms7

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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."

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(724): the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year." http://tfl.nu/oy1q

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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!

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(724): Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face! http://tfl.nu/2men

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Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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wtf?

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She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom (724): wtf? (412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you http://tfl.nu/71sh

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