also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup