I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.