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Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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wtf?

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She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom (724): wtf? (412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you http://tfl.nu/71sh

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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside

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(724): I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside http://tfl.nu/gfts

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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.

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(724): Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring. http://tfl.nu/m3s5

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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.

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I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction

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(724): she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with. (1-724): I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction http://tfl.nu/qhra

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oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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(724): oh fat girl friday strikes again... http://tfl.nu/rgt0

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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.

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(724): the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience. http://tfl.nu/dazo

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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.

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(724): I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes. http://tfl.nu/hea3

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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.

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(724): are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations. http://tfl.nu/i5jg

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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...

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(724): i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it... http://tfl.nu/6i0l

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I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them

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(724): I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them http://tfl.nu/zqoq

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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?

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I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.

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(724): I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay? (724): I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision. http://tfl.nu/lftu

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So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....

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(724): So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner.... http://tfl.nu/8twx

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How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.

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(724): How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS. http://tfl.nu/1n4d

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I never want to see another naked old woman again.

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(724): I never want to see another naked old woman again. http://tfl.nu/5axh

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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.

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(724): i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here. http://tfl.nu/fq3k

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