just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.