Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you