Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you