So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.