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  How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?

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  It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.

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  It'd be like medium rare by now.

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  I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.

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  this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children

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  There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around

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  I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.

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  His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.

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  watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced

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  this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them

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  Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...

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  I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.

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  Good luck with that.

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  Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems

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  its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn

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  Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.

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