somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.