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  just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked

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  Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7

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  The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.

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  Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"

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  I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.

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  I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?

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  Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.

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  Is that considered a cock block?

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  I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes

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  A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.

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  The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .

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  her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.

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  Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico

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  I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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  It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth

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  So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1

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