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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

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of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(267): we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself. (215): did he notice? (267): of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up.. http://tfl.nu/7kng

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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"

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(267): she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it" http://tfl.nu/pya0

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Come over? It's my birthday

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How many times has that text failed you tonight?

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(203): Come over? It's my birthday (267): How many times has that text failed you tonight? http://tfl.nu/a6z6

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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.

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(267): i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough. http://tfl.nu/ija6

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saw you walking with that piece of shit

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and that piece of shit just read that

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(215): saw you walking with that piece of shit (267): and that piece of shit just read that http://tfl.nu/lre4

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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage

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(267): like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage http://tfl.nu/h40b

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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"

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(267): I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant" http://tfl.nu/lcyo

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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.

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(267): New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/d4tz

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I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.

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I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.

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(215): I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons. (267): I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner. http://tfl.nu/vxtv

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i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"

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wow.

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yeah, it was that bad.

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(215): i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me" (267): wow. (215): yeah, it was that bad. http://tfl.nu/hwqj

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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.

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(267): No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay. http://tfl.nu/ge7h

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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal

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(267): i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal http://tfl.nu/wd7r

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In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.

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(267): In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth. http://tfl.nu/c22r

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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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(267): Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous http://tfl.nu/kdtt

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Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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(267): Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go. http://tfl.nu/5urf

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