We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail