We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail