I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you