Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Pennsylvania (267)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram http://tfl.nu/sbpo
  Replies (11) Good night (468) Bad night (2464) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go. http://tfl.nu/i3o2
  Replies (4) Good night (889) Bad night (2361) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again. http://tfl.nu/qxgz
  Replies (4) Good night (1307) Bad night (2223) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing. (215): the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?. http://tfl.nu/zmpd
  Replies (23) Good night (550) Bad night (2173)
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees. http://tfl.nu/ugpg
  Replies (5) Good night (588) Bad night (2037) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping http://tfl.nu/gh69
  Replies (7) Good night (585) Bad night (1974) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you http://tfl.nu/5ryg
  Replies (23) Good night (826) Bad night (1935) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool. http://tfl.nu/pfhs
  Replies (20) Good night (612) Bad night (1827)
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."

  (716): View more from New York

  lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious." (716): lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus. http://tfl.nu/bbah
  Replies (4) Good night (560) Bad night (1815)
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket http://tfl.nu/ws2m
  Replies (8) Good night (638) Bad night (1672) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point. http://tfl.nu/pwj5
  Replies (28) Good night (5024) Bad night (1661) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it. http://tfl.nu/g3cm
  Replies (3) Good night (1085) Bad night (1432) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Umm you met him three days ago....

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I said what I said

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for (215): Umm you met him three days ago.... (267): I said what I said http://tfl.nu/18h0
  Replies (30) Good night (7338) Bad night (1394)
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now http://tfl.nu/1wl1
  Replies (29) Good night (5118) Bad night (1351) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  God wants them to get laid too.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): Why do fat girls all have such cute faces? (484): God wants them to get laid too. http://tfl.nu/23cz
  Replies (59) Good night (7884) Bad night (1323)