2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far