yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
You did what with his pubic hair?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.