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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.

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1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you

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(206): You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits. (360): 1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you http://tfl.nu/1254

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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number

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(206): Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number http://tfl.nu/qktl

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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.

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(206): He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober. http://tfl.nu/q7n9

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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed

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(206): Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed http://tfl.nu/3k2a

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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me

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(206): dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me http://tfl.nu/vdsq

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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja

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(206): Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja http://tfl.nu/m2bw

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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.

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(206): He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years. http://tfl.nu/o48r

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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.

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That would've been embarrassing.

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(419): Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night. (206): That would've been embarrassing. http://tfl.nu/nb0e

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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them

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(206): just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them http://tfl.nu/w8ay

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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.

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(206): Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it. http://tfl.nu/gln0

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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me

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That is an interesting fear as well as image

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(510): Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me (206): That is an interesting fear as well as image http://tfl.nu/r0xy

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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.

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(206): I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family. http://tfl.nu/468g

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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.

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(206): i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet. http://tfl.nu/qbs8

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You have to summon your inner elephant

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(206): You have to summon your inner elephant http://tfl.nu/wpzr

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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.

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That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.

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(206): Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night. (1-206): That is the scariest sentence I have ever read. http://tfl.nu/zqtn

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