She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.