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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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