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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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