I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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