I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Sexist Restaurant Owner Tells Woman To ‘Keep Her Legs Open’ After Firing Her
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.