I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.