For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Dating After Heartbreak
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.