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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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