My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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