Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.