What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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