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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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